deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan
We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!
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